Someday I’ll throw a party, and it will be hot. And by hot, I mean there will be hot plates.

The party will be big-red-button-activated, MIT-style.

We’ll have live entertainment: a musical Tesla coil.

The sound waves will be on fire.

And, of course, there will be glow sticks. We’ll make them ourselves.

Finally, the whole thing will be powered by shrimp on treadmills.

Something’s probably wrong with my going to the nation’s number-one party school and never partying. Let’s fix that.


~ by science cow on September 21, 2009.

3 Responses to “Parties”

  1. Number one party school by self-election.

    • Do you mean self-election through Princeton Review’s ranking system (Do people vote for that?), or just by partying a lot?

      I think I believe the ranking–though I’ve never been to the University of Florida–and in light of recent events, I really hope it changes.

  2. People do indeed vote for that.

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